Final Loan Repayment T-Shirts

'I look forward to paying off all my debts, so I can incur new debts.'

U of Debt

"I know this is not a proper job for a PhD, Mom, but I have student loans to repay."

Finally I understand why it's called 'Higher Education!'

'I'm going to have to give up drinking and drugs when I leave uni - to pay off my bank loan.'

Vinnie's Repossessions: A Turtle has just had his shell repossessed

Pesky students.

Bank cashier sits near sign: 'Please do not ask for credit, as refusal often offends'.

"Your repayments start now!"

"I've decided to major in engineering...college loan debt restructuring."

'Wait a minute....!

"Graduates, faculty, parents, creditors..."

"Whoops! There go those darned interest rates again!"

'A loan, certainly, how much would you like?'

Yes we can increase your overdraft, but I'd like to see a little more grovelling, please.

'That was Mr.Osgood, sir. He's just made his final payment.'

"Yes, we've refused your loan application."

"Won't be a minute Boss, just nippin' to the karzie."

"Your grandfather just paid off his student loan."

'When the airport said they were booking us on a different flight, I thouoght we'd still be going to Albuquerque!'

"We've got borrower's remorse."

Gone for Broke College

"So I figure, as long as I stay a student then I can't repay my student loans."

'How much do you want?' - 'How much have you got?'

'Maybe framed copies of your mortgage, auto loan, and tuition loans are too much of a motivator. Maybe you need a financial planner.'

"I found my old college classmates and my college uncovered my old tuition loans!"

Student Loan Shark

"It'll be signed after your student loans are repaid."

"O.K. final question: I'm thinking of a number between one and 100."

Now that our kids are grown and the house is paid off...

'I told you - they'll send me all these impressive looking diplomas when I pay off my student debt!'

'He owes $30,000 for a degree in drama but right now he's not acting.'

'Are you kidding, you credit's better than ours.'

'That concludes the list of students with outstanding grades. And now for those of you with outstanding student loan payments...'

'Can I have a new credit card please - this one's full up!'