Lloyd Webber Enthusiast Pillows

Record Shop Lloyd Webber/Non Lloyd Webber

Sailor in Car.

"That arrow always goes to the bottom when I walk by."

Your lobster was off!

"Look , Malcolm, I get it that you're ambitious. But can't you put that damn thing down just for a minute?"

Texturing the Walls

Ladder of Success.

Planting a Flag on the Summit

'Hold on, Pepe!... The score is tied with less than a minute to go - and the losing team gets boiled.'

Caution: ironic literal proverb ahead (fork in the road)

A man and baby wearing bibs

'We had to donwsize.'

'You can't win - a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but ignorance is no excuse!'

Thermidor Dali

"I suppose I should have let a few minutes elapse between declaring my love for you and announcing that I also loved lobster."

"I think Henshaw is trying to tell us the corporate ladder is out of order."

Lobster Hot Tub Party.

At the Lobster Mill, every night is an open casket.

"If he who hesitates is lost, why do we have to look before we leap?"

"Don't even think about it."

You have no experience eating lobster? Before I spend time showing you how, do you have experience tipping?

"Like they say, April lenders brings May spenders."

Great Moments in Culinary History.

Jonathan Bugsy Seagull

Ladmag - Caution, immature content.

Fish near-death experiences.

"Ed Lowry: Worst hunter ever"

Roger managed to climb higher than any person had ever climbed before, thanks to sponsorship by Alu-Tech Aluminium Ladders.

business lunch

'We think Rome was built at night sir, because last week you told us that Rome wasn't built in a day!'

'My mother always told me if it ain't broke, date it.'

"I hate shaking hands with him, he always squeezes as hard as he can!"