Lloyd Webber Enthusiast Pillows

Record Shop Lloyd Webber/Non Lloyd Webber

If you bathe a skunk in tomato juice, it will smell like a dog. A bird in the hand is better than two in your shorts. Never wear aqua after Thanksgiving. Unconventional wisdom.

'Do you think we can cuddle?'

Sailor in Car.

Your lobster was off!

"That arrow always goes to the bottom when I walk by."

"Look , Malcolm, I get it that you're ambitious. But can't you put that damn thing down just for a minute?"

Texturing the Walls

Ladder of Success.

A man and baby wearing bibs

Planting a Flag on the Summit

'Hold on, Pepe!... The score is tied with less than a minute to go - and the losing team gets boiled.'

Caution: ironic literal proverb ahead (fork in the road)

'We had to donwsize.'

'You can't win - a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but ignorance is no excuse!'

"If you're such an expert, you cook the lobster next time."

"I suppose I should have let a few minutes elapse between declaring my love for you and announcing that I also loved lobster."

"I think Henshaw is trying to tell us the corporate ladder is out of order."

Thermidor Dali

Lobster Hot Tub Party.

"Like they say, April lenders brings May spenders."

You have no experience eating lobster? Before I spend time showing you how, do you have experience tipping?

At the Lobster Mill, every night is an open casket.

"Don't even think about it."

"If he who hesitates is lost, why do we have to look before we leap?"

Great Moments in Culinary History.

Jonathan Bugsy Seagull

Ladmag - Caution, immature content.

Fish near-death experiences.

business lunch

'We think Rome was built at night sir, because last week you told us that Rome wasn't built in a day!'

'My mother always told me if it ain't broke, date it.'

"I hate shaking hands with him, he always squeezes as hard as he can!"

Roger managed to climb higher than any person had ever climbed before, thanks to sponsorship by Alu-Tech Aluminium Ladders.

"Ed Lowry: Worst hunter ever"