Surfer Humor Enthusiast Pillows

"Serf's up"

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

Trappist Monk Discord

'What does it say, Dad?'

"Nous somme desir-eh, go, er, allez, erm, universitaire français, s'il vous plait."

HELLth Food Sprouts

'In today's market hyperbole was up sharply. Similes and metaphors held relatively steady with euphemisms hitting another record low.'

"...in other news: Google has been admitted to the United Stations..."

'Staffers don't report we're managing decline. They report we met our targets and did out job!'

"Why on earth do you insist on coming to this miserable, isolated, rocky, small island every year to roost? It's covered in guano! Disgusting..."

"Actually, you do have a racist bone in your body."

"If you get married at the Grammy Awards, can your marriage be annulled at the Country Music Awards?"

Clone Factory

"Inactivists"

'So far, all I can tell you for sure is how much I've charged you.'

Man on left - 'What do you call a public servant who spends half their time doing private work?' Man on right - 'An MP?'

Pokemon Get Lost

Trump Tariffs

"The good news is it's brightening up..."

'In my opinion, hold out for a doctor.'

"Oh, just the usual here, occupying Wall Street."

"As I understand, we stop refugees making dangerous journeys to a safe countey and offer them safe passage to a dangerous one..."

'Look, half the work is done! All you need to do is fill in the top part so we can legally say the bottom part.'

'We're really just a mom and pop store...if mom and pop had 600,000 employees.'

Small Government Is Here

Tea Party and the US economy

BP is compensating those affected by the black tide in Gulf of Mexico...

"Facebook VP — you'll be in Circle No. 4."

'Oh my God!! The economy's in ruins! There's no money!'

Prescription Drugs '96.

"It's time we did something about the new Healthy Menu option."

7.9% Fewer Drones

Vocabulary Glossary for Libya

"Honey, come quick! I think I just bought Greece on Ebay!"