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Reptiles and amphibians.

'Didn't I tell you that Komodo Dragons are real dragons? Look: My Daddy can breathe fire...'

"It's those eyes."

Transformation of Man into Monster.

"We used to keep in in a hamster cage. But then he went through a growth spurt."

Football Chameleon

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

Monitor lizard becomes milk monitor.

Excess Baggage: Why can't airports provide a decent place for paying customers to catch forty winks?

'Come on dear, don't be shy: This little she-chameleon just wants to play...'

'I'm very proud of my El Gecko.'

Lizard Amusement Park

"In closing, I'd just like to say you've been a great crowd, folks. Don't forget to tip your waitress, and I hope this final number breaks your heart the way show business broke mine."

"Graham loved his creature comforts."

"You don't understand, Mom. Our staying in and watching TV is not the same as you and Dad staying home and watching TV in Dayton, Ohio."

'Mr Godzilla - you need anger management!'

Ereptile Dysfunction

The Great Maldini and his Venomous Snakes

Art Gecko.

Cool coffee: An adult millennial daycare.

'Oh, I'm sorry Frank, it's just when you come home in that outfit, sometimes I lose control... so anyways, when's dinner?'

Mile High Club

''Willie the Wizard' gets out next week -- get ready to change all the locks.'

Naked cocktails

Wine Bar, "Am I not the most fashionable lounge lizard about town ?"

"I think it's great these things can regenerate their tails, but how do they lose them?"

Didn't I tell you that Komodo Dragons are real dragons? Look: My Daddy can breathe fire...

Gordon Gekko

'Don't they look silly?'

"Where has he gone now?"

Parking Meters at Tables in a Cafe

'Are you just fooling around turning green, or are you about to be sick?'

Potato singing - 'Peelings,, Nothing more than Peelings,,'