Living With Parents Gifts

Affordable housing - Mum and Dads.

The Prodigal Son Stays at Home

'I have a great landlord. Of course, sometimes mom gets upset if I don't pick up my dirty clothes.'

"Your wonderful daughter and I would like to become engaged in F.Y. '97, married in F.Y. '98, and if the numbers look good, start a family in F.Y. '99."

"You never told me your dad was so delightfully old-fashioned."

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

"My daughter tells me you want to become a doctor."

“I have to warn you - my parents are a bit old-fashioned.”

"Raymond's prospects look good, Daddy. . . He's pretty sure he's picked all six lotto numbers!"

'I should warn you about my father. He's a landscape gardener.'

"You may be in love, but can you support my daughter on what a herring makes?"

What can I play?

"So this is the Mr. Waring who has made such a great impression on my little girl."

"So that's where you were last night."

First love.

Wait – is that your dad? Tunnel of Love.

Estate Agent showing client his parents' house - '...and here's one from our affordable homes range'

"If it slows down, just ask my father about the murder he always swears he did not commit."

"Mom, this is Sarah, the friend I was telling you about."

'It's only fair Geraldine. I had to meet your parents.'

'We can't move in with my parents - they've moved in with grandma!'

'Well, Eddy may look a bit rough, but he's good at heart - last week, he bought stocks from a company which produces cuddly puppy toys in pink ballet dresses!'

Dating The Daughter Of A Hockey Goalie

"How do you know it's my leaves clogging the shower drain?"

'My dad must like you, or he would have charged by now.'

"The sellers had a lot of kids, so they got tired of running out of hot water. So they upgraded."

'My Dad will like you. He's the care-taker at the monkey house in the zoo.'

'Oh, you nasty sluggard!'

"You've been working out of your parent's basement since 1993?"

"You're moving into a place where all the parents live well and all the kids test well."

"So you're the artist dating my daughter? I've seen your work...you MUST be starving."

'It would never work, Barry...imagine taking me home to meet your mother!'

We're looking for a house with a bigger crawl space… Realty.

"Whisky? Have you got anything stronger?"

'You're in luck - My parents like you.'