Livelihood Of Laughter Pillows

'Maybe I put too much importance on having a sense of humor?'

'Surely you wouldn't want me to laugh at your joke if I didn't think it was funny!'

"Okay, now breathe another sigh of relief."

Snowprov

'I used to think I was the only one kids hated... I don't know what I'd do if it weren't for you guys.'

Two circus clowns see each other dressed for a costume party.

'I missed work due to a rib injury from belly-laughing at your jokes.'

"Well, sure. We could hire some Temps, but they only live about ten days."

"I love a woman with a sense of humour."

"Now that we're into spring, we want to warn you that spring fever can be contagious..."

'You have an enlarged funny bone.'

A baby in court

"It's good news, Mrs Fenton - Your laughter is no longer infectious!"

'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!'

Please stand by. As stocks soar, our announcer is having a fit of the giggles.

Hypnotoon

"Women like funny men, but you can't go on a date dressed like that!"

"The charge is loitering, your honor."

"You came up in therapy today."

"You know you're getting old when you need a hearing aid to hear your bones creak."

"I wasn't ho-ho-ho'ing at you, I was ho-ho-ho'ing with you."

Child's slipper getting caught in a mousetrap.

"Glad you have time for lunch today, honey."

'This reminds me of something funny. Remember the day I was shopping in that china shop and suddenly sneezed?'

'Naw, man! I ain't never worked in no animal hospital...'

All together now! Let's sing our decision!

"I can assure you, Your Honor, that my client knocked over the liquor store with the best of intentions."

A therapist reads to his patient from a joke book.

"Remove your shoes and socks. We ran out of laughing gas"