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"Oh...erm...welcome back!"

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

Applause

'Now for today's numbers...'Bad Dogs' outnumbered 'Good Dogs' by two-to-one...'

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

As you can see, media coverage at this event is very heavy...

"... And in Canada today ... nothing happened."

'Double Dannys': Danny Baker and Danny Kelly.

'I'd like now to do a blues number, for those of you here on Viagra. It's called - Woke up Early One Morning.'

The Quack Quack Diaries: The Decline And Fall Of Wolfman Quack

Ian Hislop

"You'll regret saying that, I'll get my own back in tomorrow's performance - you'll never work again!"

'What do you MEAN this IS the show?!! Let me see the tickets!'

"The show's a big hit, but a little too risque. It's not worth the aggravation we're getting from the watchdog groups."

Feelings towards radios #2 Picket signs with pictures of radios on them

Half time entertainment at many small clubs was a bit basic.

'And that's not all, everyone in the audience today is going home with a brand new Buick!!! Oh wait...That's next Tuesday.'

'You're listening to no repeat radio where we never play the same song twice! Yeah! No repeat radio! Where you'll never hear the same song twice! Only on no repeat radio!'

Angie Goff

'PBS is weird -- they just ran an eight-hour commercial about how they never have commercials.'

Intramission

'I hope he doesn't pick on ME!'

'Now, for the world from the street, we go to out embedded reporter...'

'Yes, we're having another fund raiser but, please don't give! Who cares if honest intelligent radio goes silent forever?'

'I'm running into lots of trouble with my ambition to be a shock jock.'

Brianna Keilar

Kaitlan Collins - Chief W. H. Correspondent CNN

'And for those of you with weird brains, here is the financial news...'

Sports update: Some teams won and some teams lost.

"This Just In."

"Senator, we've just been advised that your car is blocking the delivery entrance to the building. Would you care to comment?"

'Sometimes I wonder about PBS -- they're counting down the top 100 Gregorian chants.'

New ruling on ageism makes a difference.

"I'm sorry- I was wrong."