Little Theologian T-Shirts

'That's all for tonight, God. Stay tuned.'

'I looked, and the Ten Commandments don't say ANYTHING about running with scissors!'

"If everything is God's will, tell me again why I need to study for exams?"

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

'Does this have anything to do with Einstein's theory of relativity?'

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

"We only got six days of funding."

Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.

'Intelligent Design? My arse!'

"It's OK, I'm preordained."

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

"And for my next trick. . . turning wine back into water."

'Today's sermon is on Eve and Adam....'

"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."

Moses' Tablet

Two priests share a laugh outside a confessional booth

"Um, I notice there's nothing in here about pork."

God Sneezes Out Creation

"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews."

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

'I don't remember predetermining THAT!'

Ghostwriting the Bible

The Apostle Paul receives a reply from the Corinthians.

Playdough's The Republic

"Sometimes Peter I wish it would just stay as water."

"You call this a constitution?"

"Today, I'll be cherry-picking from Deuteronomy."

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

At the 2021 Religious Games

'You'll never believe this - they've found the actual body of Jesus!'

"It's cool – God told us to!"