Little Star T-Shirts

"I take it you got the lead in the school play."

(When I'm good I'm very very good, but when I'm bad I'm... Well….) (Horrid?)

"Could I ask just one question?"

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

'I'm sure that you are highly qualified. It's just that we're not hiring anyone at the third grade level.'

'With my parents out of the house, I can finally start my long awaited mural project.'

"When I grow up, I don�t know whether to be a stunt amn or a train driver"

"It's not fair! I only got 100 on my English test!"

Children's Art Show.

'My goal is to one day have my art hanging on a refrigerator in the Louvre.'

Baby Playing Violin

'You're doing a play in kindergarten?'

"It's a mobile."

"I don't care if you saw this in a western..."

"I thought your show-and-tell was really brave."

Take a bow!

No animals were harmed during the writing of this book report....

"My papie says I'm going to be the first in my family to go to college!"

"That's lovely darling, but I don't think that's what your teacher meant when she asked you to draw your family tree..."

'Why do I have to do this? -- Violins never solve anything!'

"Great idea. Movies are so much better on the big screen."

'Guess what I'd like to see disappear next.'

"That' a wonderful picture, sweetheart. You know, maybe we should keep all of this garbage, in case you become a famous artist."

'He'll be a great basketball player someday -- he already dribbles all over the place.

Runs-With-Scissors Boy - Part One

'The team we're playing tonight is good 'cause I heard they know how to turn and stop!'

"This is kindergarten, Mason. You can think outside the box, but you'd better color between the lines."

'Don't be hard on the boy, dear, I'm sure that Van Gogh's first sunflowers weren't so hot.'

You can tell which seniors got accepted early admission! West Fester High School.

'I got an 'F' in penmanship, but it doesn't matter. I plan on becoming a doctor.'

'I must be getting good, because my Dad told me to go play for the neighbours!'

"I know it was you because you signed your work!"

"Remember, Kimberly, I'm more than your agent. I'm your mother."

Back to School

"I am studying the alphabet. I'm watching ABC."