Little Sister Gifts

'How can I ever perfect my aim if you won't let me practice?'

"She's upstairs, washing you right out of her hair"

'I don't know what 'peer pressure' is, but it makes a GREAT excuse!'

Little girl drawing big sun puts on sunscreen.

'Why complain? I wish I had a big sister who'd pass on all her gear to me!'

High security Santa's grotto

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

"Because those aren't the cards I dealt you!"

Handstand

"Gracie, no matter how smart-pants you are...I still love you."

"I get it! Expressionist theater uses abstraction as a means of conveying an emotion or idea."

Things that don't last 2 seconds...the idea that your l'il sis might actually be good at something.

"Aren't you afraid you might get too smart?"

"What did you study in school today, Gracie?"

"For someone who doesn't have a job, I sure have a lot of bosses."

Trick Number 18: Always beat him to the phone...it's a position of power."

"Sometimes, the fight for little sister equality must take interesting turns."

Baldo's How to be Uncool: No. 24. Discover where your sister hid her baby-go-tinky doll.

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

It's not the size of your Easter Basket that matters. . . it's the size of your tummy.

"Grandma, what big – wait, is that a flamethrower?"

"Tooth fairy funds may seem consistent, and birthday money stable, but you really need to consider diversification of your portfolio."

'Let's play doctor - I'll listen to your heart and you give me all your allowance.'

Kid blowing bubble takes off.

'You've been a good little sister, I want you to have this sweater while I go to Europe for the summer.'

'When my folks left for the evening, my little sister was always in charge...'

'He doesn't really talk yet, but he does some sound bites.

'You're the mother and those are your children? -- I'd like to see a DNA test.'

"..Just bring me anything that'll scare my little sister"

'The first ears you made were insufficiently pink and fuzzy, so their destruction in the bathtub was actually for the best!'

Little Pink Girl and Her Pink Horse

"There! Maybe that will keep your little sister busy for awhile!"

'She's been like that for hours. Maybe it wasn't such a good idea to dare her to drink her dad's coffee.'

"Let me teach you a new game."

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"