Little Picassos Pillows

"I work strictly with acrylics."

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

"I don't think I can express what I have to say in just colored paper and glue."

'Will you raise my allowance? I want to play doctor but can't afford the malpractice insurance.'

"We've decided that it will be better for his later development if we speak to him only in legalese."

Face painting by numbers.

'Look dear, he's writing political speeches.'

Well, you know these child prodigies - they can be very demanding about how their work is displayed.

'Ah, it's so precious to witness a child learn how government actually works...'

'With my parents out of the house, I can finally start my long awaited mural project.'

"I've decided to cut out the middleman and self-publish."

Just call me Picasso!

'My goal is to one day have my art hanging on a refrigerator in the Louvre.'

Children's Art Show.

'You could do that.' I did

"I made the mistake of telling him that the world is his canvas."

"It's a mobile."

'All good things must come to an end.'

"120 colors and no 'Sun' color!!"

'The kids just love doing paint by numbers.'

'I think it's the best thing you've ever done!'

Tell me a deposition, mommy.

"Jonathan! I've told you not to put your space toys in the freezer and pretend they're on the ice planet!"

"Two boys from legal to see you."

The Best Art Teacher in the World.

The neighbors were not sure what to think of the young Picasso's snowman

'I've been told I have Rembrandt's golden glow.'

'I'm going through my 'blue period' - all my other crayons have broken.'

Michelangelo painting with watercolors as a child.

"That' a wonderful picture, sweetheart. You know, maybe we should keep all of this garbage, in case you become a famous artist."