Little Picassos Gifts

On-line art class.

"I work strictly with acrylics."

"Hold it right there, ma'am! If you get too close to the artwork, I'll have to ask you to leave the gallery."

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

"I don't think I can express what I have to say in just colored paper and glue."

'Will you raise my allowance? I want to play doctor but can't afford the malpractice insurance.'

"We've decided that it will be better for his later development if we speak to him only in legalese."

Well, you know these child prodigies - they can be very demanding about how their work is displayed.

Young Picasso at the Beach

'With my parents out of the house, I can finally start my long awaited mural project.'

Face painting by numbers.

'Ah, it's so precious to witness a child learn how government actually works...'

'Look dear, he's writing political speeches.'

"I've decided to cut out the middleman and self-publish."

Just call me Picasso!

'My goal is to one day have my art hanging on a refrigerator in the Louvre.'

Children's Art Show.

'You could do that.' I did

"I made the mistake of telling him that the world is his canvas."

"It's a mobile."

"120 colors and no 'Sun' color!!"

National Museum of Refrigerator Art.

'All good things must come to an end.'

'The kids just love doing paint by numbers.'

'I think it's the best thing you've ever done!'

"Two boys from legal to see you."

Tell me a deposition, mommy.

"Jonathan! I've told you not to put your space toys in the freezer and pretend they're on the ice planet!"

The Best Art Teacher in the World.

The neighbors were not sure what to think of the young Picasso's snowman

'I've been told I have Rembrandt's golden glow.'

'I preferred his earlier work.'