Little Navigator Pillows

'You're right, Mom. Carrots did give me good eyesight. Now I can spot vegetables I don't like a mile away.'

Children Plotting out Santa Claus's Route

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

Books: Novels, Short-Stories, Tall Tales.

The Victors

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

Child drawing fish from life by putting his head in a pond.

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

'Are we there yet?'

Shoulda, Woulda, Coulda

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

Garden.

"Where the wild things were."

The Lost World: You are Here

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

"Yes, Jane Lyons, sitting next to Katy Jones, class of 2018, it is important for a writer to know her audience."

"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."

"I am not asking for directions."

Building a Shelter

Two kids watch a duck swim past their window in the rain

Boy pilot.

"For just one monkey in front of one typewriter you've come up with some amazing stuff."

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

"I don't know why I worry...Baldo's just a normal boy. It's good to see him maturing...making friends...with nice girls...exploring new feelings...and desires.... You have to go home now."

Better times ahead.

Titanic: How's my steering.

School trip little porters.

'I could eat you.'

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'