Little Landscaper Gifts

"$100? What are you doing ... fracking your own gas?"

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

The Busy Gardener

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

Gardener attacked by plants.

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

"First time pruning?"

Doing the borders.

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

An Unexpected Guest.

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

I hate deer! What do you have to repel them? They're awful. I've got fences. Sprays. Decoys. Tree's Tree Nursery. I'll takes these. Anything to get rid of the varmints. Ring him up, Twig. I don't know why you are so down on deer. They've been very good to you! Anti-deer.

Yardless: Please help

Shed Into Dream Playhouse.

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

"This the first time you guys ever installed an above-ground pool?"

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

Sale! Weed Whackers

A gardener sowing flower seeds - and a cat sowing bird seed.

The Last Leaf

I want to rip out our lawn and plant a wild meadow. And I want lost of well-mown grass. What do you recommend? Nursery open. Just a sec. I'll check with my dad. No way! Tree's Tree Nursery. I'm not suggesting a marriage counselor!

"He loves his leaf blower."

"I do miss trees but I don't miss the raking."

Cats and gardens.

Cat statues on entrance gate

Neighbor Leaf Wars

"Do you see that inexplicably beautiful hydrangea over there?… Nature calls."

"I'm losing my patience with you."

Before I can stop and smell the roses, I need time to stop and plant the @#$% roses.

'Tut! Men and their sheds, eh?'

Irritable trowel syndrome.

Do you have anything bigger?