Little Lab Coat Pillows

'As everyone knows, scientists are at their peaks early in their careers.'

Scientists are sexy

'If we were in the Renaissance, we'd be painting nativity scenes right now.'

Plasma Ball

"Have you tried turning it on and off again..?"

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

'Remove the fur and claws and these genetically engineered apples taste just fine.'

Plasma Ball

'Quickly boy, tell me which test tube you drank from?!'

"They're harmless when they're alone, but get a bunch of them together with a research grant and watch out."

"Although your discovery is very important, the consensus is that your article about it lacked suspense, and was completely devoid of humor."

Working On Silly String Theory.

Ann was shocked and awed when the General kissed her after her presentation and she wondered if he'd heard a word she'd said.

"Maybe we should have tried it on the rats first."

Identifying Scientists by their Lab Coats.

Successful Baseball Teams Rely on a Good Pharm System.

"If my calculations are correct, we'll finally have the answer to looking cute in the winter!"

Animal Engineering Lab.

"Great. First our funding ran out, now the rat."

"I just love the reactions I get every day when I come to work."

'I don't know what happened! All I did was say I went into medicine for the money!'

Under strict laboratory conditions extensive research proves that, despite being watched, pots do eventually boil.

'The results are far from conclusive, but it does cause cancer in humans.'

'If we could just add one more gene to make the skeptical customer trust us.'

Genetic Engineering 'N Things

'Report cards, folks - and they have to be signed by your high school chemistry teachers.'

Recombinant DNA Lab.

It's my latest recombinant DNA project. Are you a man or a mouse?

"...then - and here's the funny part - I add the potassium sulfate..."

"You've just proven that your job doesn't exist."

'I'm testing whether the little blue pill. Will speed up the reproduction process of these organisms.'

'I feel much better. I think the cheese treatments must be working.'

'Just as I thought...made in Alaska!'

'If that's true, if you've really done it, I can say unequivocally, that is indeed...Nothing to sneeze at!'

Novox Genlab: 'I don't know if we should call the world press or keep quiet?'