Little Lab Coat Mugs

Scientists are sexy

"Have you tried turning it on and off again..?"

'If we were in the Renaissance, we'd be painting nativity scenes right now.'

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

Plasma Ball

'Remove the fur and claws and these genetically engineered apples taste just fine.'

'Quickly boy, tell me which test tube you drank from?!'

Plasma Ball

"They're harmless when they're alone, but get a bunch of them together with a research grant and watch out."

"Although your discovery is very important, the consensus is that your article about it lacked suspense, and was completely devoid of humor."

"Maybe we should have tried it on the rats first."

Ann was shocked and awed when the General kissed her after her presentation and she wondered if he'd heard a word she'd said.

Identifying Scientists by their Lab Coats.

Successful Baseball Teams Rely on a Good Pharm System.

"If my calculations are correct, we'll finally have the answer to looking cute in the winter!"

"I just love the reactions I get every day when I come to work."

'I don't know what happened! All I did was say I went into medicine for the money!'

Under strict laboratory conditions extensive research proves that, despite being watched, pots do eventually boil.

"Great. First our funding ran out, now the rat."

Animal Engineering Lab.

Genetic Engineering 'N Things

'The results are far from conclusive, but it does cause cancer in humans.'

'If we could just add one more gene to make the skeptical customer trust us.'

Recombinant DNA Lab.

'I feel much better. I think the cheese treatments must be working.'

'Report cards, folks - and they have to be signed by your high school chemistry teachers.'

'I'm testing whether the little blue pill. Will speed up the reproduction process of these organisms.'

"...then - and here's the funny part - I add the potassium sulfate..."

"You've just proven that your job doesn't exist."

'If that's true, if you've really done it, I can say unequivocally, that is indeed...Nothing to sneeze at!'

'Just as I thought...made in Alaska!'

'Did you ever have a feeling you're being watched?'

Novox Genlab: 'I don't know if we should call the world press or keep quiet?'