Laugh-loving Lab Coat Mugs

'How's your anti-gravity experiments coming, Keller?'

Scientists are sexy

Genetic Fingerprinting.

Plasma Ball

'If we were in the Renaissance, we'd be painting nativity scenes right now.'

"Have you tried turning it on and off again..?"

'Remove the fur and claws and these genetically engineered apples taste just fine.'

'Quickly boy, tell me which test tube you drank from?!'

"Say, do you have time between all that DNA research to invent a non-smelly sock."

Plasma Ball

"They're harmless when they're alone, but get a bunch of them together with a research grant and watch out."

Frankenfish

'The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your actions.'

'Your test results are in - and here's a first, the Lab Techs have asked to meet you.'

Ann was shocked and awed when the General kissed her after her presentation and she wondered if he'd heard a word she'd said.

"I feel it's only fair to warn you, Dr. Thompson, that watching cell division can be quite stimulating!"

"Maybe we should have tried it on the rats first."

Identifying Scientists by their Lab Coats.

Successful Baseball Teams Rely on a Good Pharm System.

Animal Engineering Lab.

"Great. First our funding ran out, now the rat."

"I just love the reactions I get every day when I come to work."

"If my calculations are correct, we'll finally have the answer to looking cute in the winter!"

Under strict laboratory conditions extensive research proves that, despite being watched, pots do eventually boil.

'The results are far from conclusive, but it does cause cancer in humans.'

Genetic Engineering 'N Things

'If we could just add one more gene to make the skeptical customer trust us.'

'I'm testing whether the little blue pill. Will speed up the reproduction process of these organisms.'

'I feel much better. I think the cheese treatments must be working.'

Recombinant DNA Lab.

'Remember? It's me, Rick. I used to have the probe attached to my brain...'

'Marie and Pierre Curie began with several tons of pitchblende...'

'If that's true, if you've really done it, I can say unequivocally, that is indeed...Nothing to sneeze at!'

'Just as I thought...made in Alaska!'