Little Internet Surfers T-Shirts

"She wants to know if comes with a broadband package."

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

'Not that net!'

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

Evolution.

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

'You must have been wearing your beer googles.'

"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus."

Hamlet's struggle with online shopping addiction. To eBay or not to eBay.

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off."

"You've got computer-breath."

Dad Trophies

Man doing a search on a computer

Trick or Tweet

"Has the Wi-Fi seemed slow to you lately?"

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

Travelogue

Bill glanced up from his computer. It was dark outside. He smelled of BO. A little voice inside his head whispered, 'you should probably log off now.'

"I've grown numb to exclamation points."

'We no longer look at résumés. We go straight to your Facebook page.'

Clickbait

"To retrieve password: Please answer your secret question, which is, 'what is your password?' hahahaha!"

'I caught him watching tv, surfing the net, and playing video games ..book him!'

"Honey, come quick! This guy in the comments section just solved the Middle East crisis."

The whole family can't wrench a teen away from his computer.

Internet Cafe.

"We're staying together for the sake of our facebook page..."

Online Shopping.

'I've been googling your condition and I'm afraid to say...I think I might have it myself.'

'I love to see you all so busy!'

"He's so into social media that he's become anti-social."