Little Hamlet Pillows

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

My First Camera

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

Child protects planet with umbrella.

'Will you raise my allowance? I want to play doctor but can't afford the malpractice insurance.'

'I appreciate how you feel, but I'm afraid your report card isn't grounds for defamation of character.

"We've decided that it will be better for his later development if we speak to him only in legalese."

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

"I've decided to cut out the middleman and self-publish."

Happy Turkey Day!

'We never should have bought him that little lawyer kit. Suddenly, everything I ask him to do is capricious or arbitrary.'

Tell me a deposition, mommy.

"Two boys from legal to see you."

"I'm making pink lemonade!"

Young Doctor, Young Nurse, Young Undertaker

'I wonder what the statue of limitations is on something like this?'

'Your Honor, my client pleads not guilty by reason of a sugar buzz.'

'... Because it's the law! That's why!'

'I'm giving you a referral to Bobby Smith down the street.'

Child placing crayon drawing over TV screen

Shouting

"All of the art work is for sale."

'All I'm saying is that Rembrant must have had a rotten childhood.'

"Can we teach our child how to create art digitally."

'Mom, I swear it wasn't me! I didn't touch the cookies!'

'I feel too much pressure to draw, mom.'

'A raise in my allowance is fine, dad. But what I'm really after is power of attorney.'

"Well, who's it from? I don't take blind submissions."

"Anything?"

It was so quiet in town the residents took to taking chairs to the corner so they could watch the traffic lights change.