Little Hamlet Prints

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

My First Camera

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

Child protects planet with umbrella.

'Will you raise my allowance? I want to play doctor but can't afford the malpractice insurance.'

'I appreciate how you feel, but I'm afraid your report card isn't grounds for defamation of character.

"We've decided that it will be better for his later development if we speak to him only in legalese."

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

Young Picasso at the Beach

"I've decided to cut out the middleman and self-publish."

Happy Turkey Day!

'We never should have bought him that little lawyer kit. Suddenly, everything I ask him to do is capricious or arbitrary.'

"Two boys from legal to see you."

Young Doctor, Young Nurse, Young Undertaker

"I'm making pink lemonade!"

Tell me a deposition, mommy.

"What? Out of ink already? I just bought this pen."

This one's mixed media--- I had jelly on my hands while finger-painting.

It's a picture book. The words aren't called "subtitles."

'Max really likes those genetic markers.'

'I wonder what the statue of limitations is on something like this?'

'Your Honor, my client pleads not guilty by reason of a sugar buzz.'

'I'm giving you a referral to Bobby Smith down the street.'

'... Because it's the law! That's why!'

Child placing crayon drawing over TV screen

"All of the art work is for sale."

Shouting

'All I'm saying is that Rembrant must have had a rotten childhood.'

'Mom, I swear it wasn't me! I didn't touch the cookies!'

"Can we teach our child how to create art digitally."

'I feel too much pressure to draw, mom.'

'A raise in my allowance is fine, dad. But what I'm really after is power of attorney.'

'Not bad, Moses, but the Red sea is blue, not red.'

"Well, who's it from? I don't take blind submissions."

Kid all dressed up: 'I'm going to be embarrassed to be seen with myself.'