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Juniors Baby Sitting Service.

The Jeopardy of Progress

'What's the big deal about acid rain? Can't we just make alkaline rain to counteract it?'

"It's trickle down."

'Don't make such a fuss woman, he's only a puppy!'

'Let's play doctor. You be the primary care giver and I'll be the doctor you refer patients to.'

'I feel much safer living in a gated community.'

Forest Management

'Polly wants a machine gun.'

Shepherd watching sheep on closed circuit TV

Deer Crossing.

Save the tree.

'Ok...something, but nothing you'd care about. Honest!'

"It's your turn, kid."

"Try to act scared...he thinks he's a Rottweiler!"

'To be honest, I don't think the garden does need it anymore.'

"But is it Organic?"

"I'd never have imagined such innovative ways of wearing this cape!"

A Conservation Biologist Goes for Therapy

'Unfortunately, Rex didn't realize he was about to pee on an electric fence...'

Frogs jump out of boiling water, but linger in gradually heated water.

Transatlantic.

Mastering political faces.

"…Ok, tough guy, see this scar? Prius hit me—didn’t even hear it coming." "I got that beat. Right here: three-year-old woke me from a nap with a fork."

Make a careful study of these creatures and use every means to combat them...

'I just can't believe that Humans could have evolved from us...'

'I don't worry when he calls from the door way or the front steps - only when he starts heading this way.'

'Oh, great! And we don't have any dry insurance!'

People! Keep Clean.

'Now Dad, don't you start your chest-thumping! I'm going out and that's it!'

"Well, I can't read, but I assume it's a sign the humans have put there to show it's a rubbish dump..."

'Should you be doing that?'

"If we pool our stuff, we can open a chain of toy stores."