Little Guardians Mugs

Juniors Baby Sitting Service.

The Jeopardy of Progress

'What's the big deal about acid rain? Can't we just make alkaline rain to counteract it?'

"It's trickle down."

'Don't make such a fuss woman, he's only a puppy!'

'Let's play doctor. You be the primary care giver and I'll be the doctor you refer patients to.'

'I feel much safer living in a gated community.'

Forest Management

Shepherd watching sheep on closed circuit TV

'Polly wants a machine gun.'

'Ok...something, but nothing you'd care about. Honest!'

Save the tree.

Deer Crossing.

"It's your turn, kid."

"Try to act scared...he thinks he's a Rottweiler!"

'To be honest, I don't think the garden does need it anymore.'

A Conservation Biologist Goes for Therapy

"But is it Organic?"

Maternity.

Nesting Camp, Pecking Camp, Cock-a-D00dle-Doo Camp … Whatever happened to growing up free-range?

"I'd never have imagined such innovative ways of wearing this cape!"

See, no monster under your bed

'Unfortunately, Rex didn't realize he was about to pee on an electric fence...'

Frogs jump out of boiling water, but linger in gradually heated water.

'I don't worry when he calls from the door way or the front steps - only when he starts heading this way.'

Make a careful study of these creatures and use every means to combat them...

'I just can't believe that Humans could have evolved from us...'

Transatlantic.

"…Ok, tough guy, see this scar? Prius hit me—didn’t even hear it coming." "I got that beat. Right here: three-year-old woke me from a nap with a fork."

Mastering political faces.

'Oh, great! And we don't have any dry insurance!'

"If we pool our stuff, we can open a chain of toy stores."

People! Keep Clean.

"Well, I can't read, but I assume it's a sign the humans have put there to show it's a rubbish dump..."

'Should you be doing that?'