Litter Box Trainer Gifts

Ouch, I have a stone in my shoe!

Cat Reunion

"But some of my best ideas come while I'm in the litter box."

'I like the litter box...but the pool has gotta go !'

'I don't care if you do need practice hitting out of the sand. The cat needs her litter box!'

"I've been having stomach problems. I sit on the bathroom for 30 minutes in the morning...and a half-hour in the evening."

'Oh, this will be good! He just putted into a sand trap...our litter box.'

'Don't forget the plan - When he gets weak from laughing - Hit him with your left!'

Schrodinger's Cat Litter Box

Cat going to litter box with newspaper to read.

'That was a peach of a right hander the referee gave you!'

What if cats talked dirty...

Boxing Trainer: 'And watch out for this fella. He has a huge Left Hook.'

'How many times I gotta tell you? Don't pay any attention to which camera has the red light on!'

'I don't think his fists can take much more of the punishment your head's inflicting on them.'

I tried thinking outside the box once. That was a big mistake!

Cat builds a castle in it's litter tray.

"Then I began to think outside the litter box."

"Well, I guess that settles that."

A cats perspective of a desert

'Did I startle you?'

Boxing Sponsors - 'Pue' smelling salts.

'All right already - I'll change your litter box.'

Pirate sitting in boxing ring, trainer talking to boxer: 'Watch out for his right hook.'

'Yeah, I think we might need to call a plumber. It's overflowing again.'

"CLEAN MY LITTER BOX!"

'I'll be glad when this guy's large muscles cause him to tire badly during these late rounds.'

"Never, ever, think outside the box."

Boxing Trainer: 'NOOOOO, you IDIOT, you IDIOT! The TOWEL!! I SAID throw in the TOWEL!!'

"Yes, you've caught me at a bad time!!"

Agent discusses boxing match

Man buying camel: 'Is he sandbox trained?'

'I dink he boke by doze!' 'ENUNCIATE! 'I THINK he BROKE MY NOSE.'