Litter Box Lamenter Gifts

'All right already - I'll change your litter box.'

Cat Reunion

"But some of my best ideas come while I'm in the litter box."

'I don't care if you do need practice hitting out of the sand. The cat needs her litter box!'

'I like the litter box...but the pool has gotta go !'

'I've been thinking about quitting, but it's the only thing that gets me out of the house.'

Schrodinger's Cat Litter Box

Cat going to litter box with newspaper to read.

"God, I hate cows."

I tried thinking outside the box once. That was a big mistake!

I called Laurel an hour ago and she hasn't called me back. Do you think she still likes me?! Ahh! Now it's an hour and one minute! Love is a beautiful thing.

Cat builds a castle in it's litter tray.

"It seems like nowadays nobody appreciates the problems facing the super-wealthy."

"Then I began to think outside the litter box."

'Did I startle you?'

The Trials and Tribulations of Superheroes.

"CLEAN MY LITTER BOX!"

'Yeah, I think we might need to call a plumber. It's overflowing again.'

"Never, ever, think outside the box."

"Yes, you've caught me at a bad time!!"

'Sorry folks you've missed this cartoon.'

Man buying camel: 'Is he sandbox trained?'

Bad kitty! You have to wait for me to open it first!

Leftover quorn for Peel. - 'What have we here? Leftover quorn.' - 'Oh, no! Tragedy strikes... now my only option is takeaway.' -

Uni-species restroom.

'Harriet - We outlasted him!'

'Should I be charging for those?'

'We have to move! -- the cat overturned his litter box!'

Ouch, I have a stone in my shoe!

"That stupid, good-for-nothing cat has been scratching around in there for a heck of a long time! What in the world is he up to, anyway?"

'Ew! Someone forgot to bury!'

Cat litter box with feces spelling out the words "Clean me".

"We've decided to change your punishment -- from now on, you will purchase a lotter ticket every week, only to have your hopes come crashing down each time you inevitably lose."