Lithography Pillows

Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

The Art Student.

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

Copycats

Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

'C'mon get it straight.'

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

You Are Here

"You're going to hate yourself."

"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep."

'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'

"Meet The Author"

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

Edgar Allen Poe

"Meet the author"

'So you want an advance on your writer's block?'

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

"Meet the embellisher 3-5 pm"

Thomas Mann.

Tut and Carmen.

"Do me next."

"It's a heck of a tale...and well told, but we don't publish resumes."