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"Can you please just say 'Fault', and quit adding 'is not in our stars but in ourselves."

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

Mixed Doubles.

Dickens & Tolstoy Walk into a Bar: " . . . so, to make a short story long . . . "

You can take the boy out of Wimbledon...

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

"Oh, mournful and terrible engine of horror and crime—of agony and of death, not asparagus again!"

Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'

"This ump is so good he doesn't even blink."

"Would you rather get hit by a racket or chewed by a dog?"

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

'You should have taken up the game earlier.'

'He was a great writer'

Novak Djokovic has his visa denied to play in Australia as he is unvaccinated

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

'I hate playing in an inflatable dome during a power outage.'

'Look mum and dad! They let me keep my appendix!' - A young book excitedly showing off his appendix to his arriving parents.

'Hurry up you guys! I'm about to serve dinner!'

I love PE.

(First signs) (A half loaf of bread, ... a jug and a half of wine, and thou beside me.)

"We've convened this meeting today to admire the ball, and we will probably do the same thing again tomorrow."

"Attention, wanna-be son-in-law ... we're losing!"

"My therapist plays with my brain."

Thomas Keneally

"My instagram feed is basically people, dog food, and tennis balls."

Can I go to the Computer Tennis Camp?

"Once more, with fury."

'This is all without rhyme or reason.'

"Mam? What's love juice?"

"We thought about a restaurant and decided we were more of a bookstore."