Literary Tennis Lovers Prints

"Can you please just say 'Fault', and quit adding 'is not in our stars but in ourselves."

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

Bank Loan Dept. Personal Business. Uh-oh, some loans have gone bad! A tennis pro defaulted and a novelist is in Chapter 7. The bed linens company folded and the scuba school went under! Are any of our loans still good? Yeah, the music streaming service is totally sound! And ironically, the lighting company is in the black!

Mixed Doubles.

Pete Sampras

You can take the boy out of Wimbledon...

Dickens & Tolstoy Walk into a Bar: " . . . so, to make a short story long . . . "

"Oh, mournful and terrible engine of horror and crime—of agony and of death, not asparagus again!"

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'

"This ump is so good he doesn't even blink."

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

"Would you rather get hit by a racket or chewed by a dog?"

Earthlings, show us your sporting interests. This is golf. Hit the ball with the club. This is tennis. Hit that ball with the racket. This is volleyball. Hit that ball with your hand. Hitting, hitting, hitting. It's all so violent. How do you relax? We hit the hot tub.

'You should have taken up the game earlier.'

Novak Djokovic

'He was a great writer'

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

'I hate playing in an inflatable dome during a power outage.'

Novak Djokovic has his visa denied to play in Australia as he is unvaccinated

'Look mum and dad! They let me keep my appendix!' - A young book excitedly showing off his appendix to his arriving parents.

'Hurry up you guys! I'm about to serve dinner!'

Cat and mouse.

I love PE.

(First signs) (A half loaf of bread, ... a jug and a half of wine, and thou beside me.)

"We've convened this meeting today to admire the ball, and we will probably do the same thing again tomorrow."

"Attention, wanna-be son-in-law ... we're losing!"

Thomas Keneally

"My therapist plays with my brain."

Can I go to the Computer Tennis Camp?

"My instagram feed is basically people, dog food, and tennis balls."

"Once more, with fury."

"We thought about a restaurant and decided we were more of a bookstore."

'This is all without rhyme or reason.'