Literary Team Player Pillows

"Loads of top US writers have whole teams to support them

"Staff support"

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"

"Meet The Author"

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

First Novels.

The Dorrie Decimal System

"Now I really hate poetry."

Voltaire

'He likes to power nap.'

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

Welcome to the Team

Blue Stockings

'Hey, look, I can stand up and shout, too!'

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

German Expressionist Breakfast

"It turns out everyone here is self-published."

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

"Now, let's get out there and walk really fast to places we don't want to be."

John Bunyan

The writer: something who devotes a lifetime of solitude to the same of communication.

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

Tug of Negotiation and Conciliation.

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

"I'm in a catch-23 situation."

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

Don Quixote

A business that thinks alike...sinks alike.