Literary Myth Maker Prints

"This is my favorite area. Every one here has been the subject of a hagiography."

"We only got six days of funding."

"The water changes them back into babies. I think they call it the Fountain of Youth."

Saint George and the Drag Queen

"Eat my dust!"

"I liked the fee-fi-fo-fum part, but I found the rest of his speech racist and repellent."

Phoenix

"You're using the boogeyman as an excuse to shut me out."

Santa CGI Effect

"I am wearing sunglasses and using sunscreen with 50% UV protection. What could possibly go wrong?"

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

Game time.

Atlas carrying Earth about to slip on banana peel.

'Since you're a teacher, we picked this one from the Tree of Knowledge.'

'From creating stuff like this you make a LIVING?'

What happens on Noah's Ark stays on Noah's Ark.

"It's my wife - she's trying to lure ships to their doom!"

First attempt at the Big Bang

"Me and my family are Equatorists. We worship an imaginary lion that runs around the earth forever."

God creates humans.

Alternative Big Bang Theory.

Lore and legend of the Pennypackers

Canute Does It Again

'He was brought by the stork.'

'It's a special delivery from 'Troys are us'.'

'It's King Midas... Quick, take the signs down!'

'...Noah really knows how to build an Ark.'

Atlas juggling with the moon.

"Snake eyes again!"

Janus.

"How does the stork figure into this?"

'Grandpa, tell us again about you and Great-Grandpa William.'

"In my first creation I made man introspective, peaceful and considerate. It was sooo boring."

"This should be interesting...."

'Take no notice, he was raided by wolves.'