Modern Mythologer Prints

'I'm told the natives are quite technologically advances here - they worship Mark Zuckerberg.'

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

Venus

"Eat not of the fruit of the Tree of Knowledge. Its sources have yet to be verified."

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Mount Olympus Brewery. Those might be dangerous to open. They're Pandora's Bocks.

The Elliot Ness monster.

'...this is Loch Lomand!'

So I guess the moral of Hansel and Gretel is always carry your cell phone!

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

Viking Loch Ness

Sir gawain had been duped....it was a damson in distress

'Actually, there's no interview necessary. Just pull out the sword and the job's yours.'

Greek A-Z Map,

"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

Only then, did Medusa realise her mistake.

The Death Of Venus

'MUM, go and get Daddy, there's another knight coming: This is so much fun!'

"The sign ruins our surprise attack, but it's a big OSHA fine if we don't have it."

"Bob, the whole Cupid thing is a metaphor."

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

"Is there a way to disable Narcissus' self-view?"

The Kali De Milo.

'What did St. Patrick have against snakes?'

'No, I won't be celebrating St George's Day.'

'Ok, give me your username & password one more time.'

Vesta

'The gods are perplexing.'

"Got to go. I just heard a faint 'shazam."

Unicorn in the Woods

'You like my fancy dress? - I'm not wearing fancy dress.'

Europa takes a selfie