Literary Myth Maker Pillows

"This is my favorite area. Every one here has been the subject of a hagiography."

"We only got six days of funding."

Saint George and the Drag Queen

"Eat my dust!"

"I liked the fee-fi-fo-fum part, but I found the rest of his speech racist and repellent."

Phoenix

"You're using the boogeyman as an excuse to shut me out."

Santa CGI Effect

"I am wearing sunglasses and using sunscreen with 50% UV protection. What could possibly go wrong?"

Game time.

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

Atlas carrying Earth about to slip on banana peel.

'From creating stuff like this you make a LIVING?'

What happens on Noah's Ark stays on Noah's Ark.

"It's my wife - she's trying to lure ships to their doom!"

God creates humans.

'He was brought by the stork.'

"Me and my family are Equatorists. We worship an imaginary lion that runs around the earth forever."

Canute Does It Again

Lore and legend of the Pennypackers

'It's a special delivery from 'Troys are us'.'

'It's King Midas... Quick, take the signs down!'

'...Noah really knows how to build an Ark.'

Atlas juggling with the moon.

'Take no notice, he was raided by wolves.'

Helen of Troy - The face that launched a thousand ships.

"In my first creation I made man introspective, peaceful and considerate. It was sooo boring."

Janus.

"Snake eyes again!"

'Grandpa, tell us again about you and Great-Grandpa William.'

"How does the stork figure into this?"