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The Lion, The Witch and the Wardrobe Stylist.

The practical psychopath

While old, sick, and weak animals remained targets, the lions most enjoyed culling the herd of its sarcastic teenagers.

Jack London

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

Thug life on safari.

'I like zebras. They have great taste, and wonderful personalities too.'

'You see son, it's jobs like these that give us a bad name...'

Frontispiece to the Artists' Catalogue.

Noah's Ark Book Shop has two doggie doors.

'A lot of my stories involve milk.'

Library: The Weight lifting Section.

Meet Zelda Wisteria, author of the book 'Leap, and the Net will Appear!'

"Ok, I have my hearing aids on now: let's hear this mighty roar of yours. . ."

'Mum, she pulled my mane!'

Draw the Lion

A revised statuary for the city of tomorrow

'Sire, they are starting to call you Edward the Confessor.'

'Bragging at the Old Physicists' & Old Writers' Home.'

"Prepare yourself for a shock. The birth records reveal you have a twin brother."

"It's a recurring nightmare: here I am, readying myself for a mighty roar and this librarian is staring at me..."

Leon Uris.

"It wasn't as good as his first book, 'Eating Worms.'"

Korney Ivanovich Chukovsky

'Leonard was pleased with his bouffant mane from The Precious Roar.'

Terry Pratchett

'It has to have tall fences.'

"I prefer people to animals."

"Forget cholesterol. We eat meat, and that's that."

Bring back the cat.

Job Trotter encounters Sam in Mr. Muzzle's kitchen

Mouse reading magazine, "Mouse and garden"

'I know, I know, you told me not to buy a convertible!'

Flower lamp (colour).

'Oh, yes, Larry, we all know who's the Alpha male around here!'