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The Lion, The Witch and the Wardrobe Stylist.

The practical psychopath

While old, sick, and weak animals remained targets, the lions most enjoyed culling the herd of its sarcastic teenagers.

Jack London

Thug life on safari.

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

'You see son, it's jobs like these that give us a bad name...'

'I like zebras. They have great taste, and wonderful personalities too.'

Frontispiece to the Artists' Catalogue.

Noah's Ark Book Shop has two doggie doors.

Library: The Weight lifting Section.

'A lot of my stories involve milk.'

Meet Zelda Wisteria, author of the book 'Leap, and the Net will Appear!'

"Ok, I have my hearing aids on now: let's hear this mighty roar of yours. . ."

A revised statuary for the city of tomorrow

"Prepare yourself for a shock. The birth records reveal you have a twin brother."

Draw the Lion

'Sire, they are starting to call you Edward the Confessor.'

'Mum, she pulled my mane!'

'Bragging at the Old Physicists' & Old Writers' Home.'

"It wasn't as good as his first book, 'Eating Worms.'"

"It's a recurring nightmare: here I am, readying myself for a mighty roar and this librarian is staring at me..."

Korney Ivanovich Chukovsky

'Leonard was pleased with his bouffant mane from The Precious Roar.'

'It has to have tall fences.'

Bring back the cat.

"I prefer people to animals."

"Forget cholesterol. We eat meat, and that's that."

Job Trotter encounters Sam in Mr. Muzzle's kitchen

'I know, I know, you told me not to buy a convertible!'

Mouse reading magazine, "Mouse and garden"

Flower lamp (colour).

'Oh, yes, Larry, we all know who's the Alpha male around here!'

'Today's film is called 'Why Reading is Important'.'