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'Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens are all very nice, but money is still my favorite thing.'

"You know what, 'Pride and Prejudice' is not at all what I was expecting, but I love it. . ."

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

Jean-Paul Sartre

"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text."

Distractions Of The Great

"Your usually vicious sarcasm is weak. Go pump some irony."

'Charlotte's Website' ('The children's book classic rewritten for the electronic era!')

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

The intellectual.

The practical psychopath

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

Iris Murdoch

While old, sick, and weak animals remained targets, the lions most enjoyed culling the herd of its sarcastic teenagers.

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

"It's basically the 'Tragedy of King Lear' but with animated penguins."

Turning Japanese: I really think so.

Thomas Hardy

"She's a show dog...purebred, of course." "That's great! My guy's a Sanskrit scholar...wrote for the Harvard Lampoon."

Chicken soup for the sole.

Jack London

"I like his earlier work better, particularly the ones I said I didn't like at the time."

Of Mice and Men.

Trading half a kingdom for a lesser steed!

Well, I finished my summer reading list – now what?

Litterary Dogs.

Thug life on safari.

Lord Byron

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

I just reread a great book I downloaded from Amazon about five years ago. You rekindled an old relationship!

Alice in Wonderland - Painting the Rose Tree.