Literary Investor Mugs

Find your literary investor the perfect coffee mug featuring clever, finance-inspired literary designs. A fun and thoughtful way to start their day with a laugh—great for their home or office.

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"So you're a poet? I don't get exposed to much poetry these days, unless you talk about the poetry of price-to-earnings ratios."

"So you're a poet? I don't get exposed to much poetry these days, unless you talk about the poetry of price-to-earnings ratios." mockup

"So you're a poet? I don't get exposed to much poetry these days, unless you talk about the poetry of price-to-earnings ratios."

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'Now that I have your attention...' mockup

'Now that I have your attention...'

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"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."

"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass." mockup

"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."

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Golly, ï¿½1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

Golly, ï¿½1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you. mockup

Golly, ï¿½1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

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'We've set the bar quite high at this company. It helps us control bonuses.'

'We've set the bar quite high at this company. It helps us control bonuses.' mockup

'We've set the bar quite high at this company. It helps us control bonuses.'

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'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'. mockup

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

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"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk mockup

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

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'This time we're going to do things right. And if that doesn't work, we'll just go back to stealing.'

'This time we're going to do things right. And if that doesn't work, we'll just go back to stealing.' mockup

'This time we're going to do things right. And if that doesn't work, we'll just go back to stealing.'

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Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website. mockup

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

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Profit

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'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.' mockup

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

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"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement." mockup

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

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Businessmen trying to prop up a line-chart with sticks

Businessmen trying to prop up a line-chart with sticks mockup

Businessmen trying to prop up a line-chart with sticks

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'Quick! We need a bigger chart in here!'

'Quick! We need a bigger chart in here!' mockup

'Quick! We need a bigger chart in here!'

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'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.' mockup

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

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"So, we look to the fourth quarter as a time of healing."

"So, we look to the fourth quarter as a time of healing." mockup

"So, we look to the fourth quarter as a time of healing."

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'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.' mockup

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

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Or as I prefer to call it, the 'feel-good' factor.

Or as I prefer to call it, the 'feel-good' factor. mockup

Or as I prefer to call it, the 'feel-good' factor.

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"Obviously some people here don't appreciate the gravity of our situation."

"Obviously some people here don't appreciate the gravity of our situation." mockup

"Obviously some people here don't appreciate the gravity of our situation."

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'If he knows so much about stocks and shares, how come he still has to work?'

'If he knows so much about stocks and shares, how come he still has to work?' mockup

'If he knows so much about stocks and shares, how come he still has to work?'

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"Meet The Author"

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"I keep feeling we should float the company"

"I keep feeling we should float the company" mockup

"I keep feeling we should float the company"

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'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

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First Novels.

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Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading, mockup

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

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'Honey, where's my cell phone?'

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'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.' mockup

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

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The Dorrie Decimal System

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"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story." mockup

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

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"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!" mockup

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

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Voltaire

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Blue Stockings

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'He's so rich, when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.'

'He's so rich, when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.' mockup

'He's so rich, when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.'

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'He likes to power nap.'

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"Now I really hate poetry."

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Literary Investor Mugs Collection

Literary Investor Pillows

Add some humor and charm to their home decor with pillows for the literary investor—perfect for the couch, bedroom, or reading nook. See the designs!

Literary Investor Prints

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