Literary Humor Seeker Gifts

Dante's Inferno

"It's about sex and revenge, except for a short chapter on the Continental Congress."

'Whoooa,MAN,check out this STORM! It's PELTING down!'

Multi-Generational Books

Jack London

"Freud doesn't work for you, so I', going to try some Dr. Anthony Fauci..."

"Nixon was the same way when he first got here."

The End of the World is postponed from 2000 to 2112.

Litteratti K9s.

Shoe repair

"Was it as good for you as it was for me?"

"Care for an oxymoron?"

"It was the best of times, it was the worst of times..."

"Frankenstein? Isn't the story of a being made from the parts of others a little far-fetched?" "I find it very believable."

"Wow. I just had a near life experience!"

Will Self deprecation

"Friday, YOU were my Secret Santa?"

Vampire shaving cut dilemma.

Meds Toast

"Well, class, HUMOR isn't usually considered a basic sense, but we'll add it anyway..."

Arabic Thief Salad - lashings of whipped cream...

'You will write a book, but it won't be on Oprah's recommended list.'

"The only way to create a sensation as an essayist these days is to write something mean bout cats."

"Hail to thee, blithe spirit!"

"200,000 other people have also highlighted this passage of the E-book, you common idiot."

"It's the super - he says a lot of short American fiction has been clogging the pipes in the basement."

Guru Shifted Thinking

Ian Fleming

'Personally, I think your idea of writing nursery rhymes is dumb, Mother.'

The Old Man and the Noodle.

'I'm afraid you're a little late for the book signing, Mr. Dickens.'

True confession

"I wrote it, dear...the Great American Password."

Sincerely Machiavelli.

'So much for his new glasses...he didn't see that coming'