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Portrait of the Artist as a Young Invisible Man for All Seasons

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

'What clan do you belong to?'

Pets are reading the book 'Animal Farm'.

"Well, we needed the rain."

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

Dating an English Major

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

'Tarzan interviewing for a position as a corporate lawyer.' An interviewer asks, 'When we go against the gorillas, how can we be sure that you won't forget which side you're representing?'

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

'Fyodor Dostoevsky sends weeks describing Alexy Karamazov's quest for a white whale, and then discards the entire chapter."

"Is this fiction, non-fiction or historical fiction?"

"Regarding the plot of your novel ... what on earth were you thinking?"

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

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Frankenstein's Ancestry

Book vs technology

"It all happened so fast. 'Notable Book of the Year' to the remainder shelves to HERE in just six months!"

"Yes, could you discuss the inspiration for the protagonist? Specifically, the motivations which propel the direction of his narrative?" "I would prefer not to." "Bartleby, the author."

Silvio Berlusconi - The emperors new clothes.

Mexican angels.

A General tries to get rid of peace.

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

Eugene Ionesco

"First I alienated the apes who'd raised me. Then there was a lot of turmoil with the colonials pulling out. Now Jane and me are semi-retired and I haven't swing through the trees in ages. Want a drink?"

"I wish you would actually sell one of these novels...all these returned manuscripts are giving me backaches!"

Adam and Eve Arrested

Mr Punch's Illustrations to Shakspeare.

BIBLE STORIES, 'This is full of battle and other BOY stuff - not a single romantic comedy!'

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Next Sunday - Rap Mass! 'I thought we reached the limit when we had that jazz mass.'

'What do you mean, I'm not your type?'