Literary Fusion Fan Mugs

Portrait of the Artist as a Young Invisible Man for All Seasons

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

'What clan do you belong to?'

Pets are reading the book 'Animal Farm'.

"Well, we needed the rain."

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

Dating an English Major

'Et tu Yakamoto?'

'Tarzan interviewing for a position as a corporate lawyer.' An interviewer asks, 'When we go against the gorillas, how can we be sure that you won't forget which side you're representing?'

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

'Fyodor Dostoevsky sends weeks describing Alexy Karamazov's quest for a white whale, and then discards the entire chapter."

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

"Regarding the plot of your novel ... what on earth were you thinking?"

"Is this fiction, non-fiction or historical fiction?"

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

Silvio Berlusconi - The emperors new clothes.

Frankenstein's Ancestry

"Yes, could you discuss the inspiration for the protagonist? Specifically, the motivations which propel the direction of his narrative?" "I would prefer not to." "Bartleby, the author."

Book vs technology

"It all happened so fast. 'Notable Book of the Year' to the remainder shelves to HERE in just six months!"

A General tries to get rid of peace.

Mr Punch's Illustrations to Shakspeare.

"I wish you would actually sell one of these novels...all these returned manuscripts are giving me backaches!"

BIBLE STORIES, 'This is full of battle and other BOY stuff - not a single romantic comedy!'

Adam and Eve Arrested

Mexican angels.

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

Eugene Ionesco

"First I alienated the apes who'd raised me. Then there was a lot of turmoil with the colonials pulling out. Now Jane and me are semi-retired and I haven't swing through the trees in ages. Want a drink?"

Hottest Tix in TownSpecial Mets promotion dates

Next Sunday - Rap Mass! 'I thought we reached the limit when we had that jazz mass.'

'What do you mean, I'm not your type?'