Literary Felines Pillows

The saying of Chairman Meow.

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

The practical psychopath

The day the cat realized it was dependent.

"The painting and pillows were his idea. The scratches were mine."

'Doctor, I don't want to eat mouseburgers, I want to be normal like everybody else.'

'She still won't accept that she's the cat, and not the meow.'

PET THEORIES

'Hard to follow...'

"There HAS to be a giant ball at the end of all this string."

'All cats have 4 legs and fur. I have 4 legs and fur...It's too hard to think anymore.'

'You should try giving yourself a bath.'

'I'm sure they don't think you're really a bad kitty...just a kitty that sometimes does bad things.'

'Cat Lit. You?'

"OK, now what's the meaning of the other eight?"

"How do I get down?"

"GPS? In case we get lost? Why would we need that? We're microchipped."

Cat with Crown.

Lola Knows More Than She Lets On

"Would you say the pain is more like a me-ow or a me-ouch?"

Man asks haughty looking cat: "And how, exactly, do you qualify as a spokesman for the feline community?"

Cat on a psychiatrist's couch: 'Truth is, I'm not really a cat person.'

"You must now empty the Kitty Litter of your mind."

"Son, the key to a happy marriage is listening, or at least purr and pretend you are."

New, Improved Cat

"My one regret is not napping more."

"If you're looking to adopt a dog that's good with cats, may I suggest Ruffus."

Cat with all the hair he has ever shed

"Listen, and I'll explain it to you again..."

'I'm not an indoor cat. I'm a bitter, angry, frustrated, resentful, repressed cat.'

Today is the first day of the rest of your nine lives.

"The human is back - act normal."

Zen Kitten