Literary Elephant Pillows

Colin's insistence on 'keeping in role' when writing his animal tales made it difficult for him to develop relationships.

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

"Tonight! Author book signing." "Develop your inner raging bitch."

Forlornaments: Tools to drain individual and team spirit

The practical psychopath

"Oh, this old thing?"

Non-Creative Writing, Also Known as Plagiarism 101.

"I write mostly confessional non-fiction."

'Oooh. By Emily Bronte. A very controversial book...Cruelty! Passion! Death! Risky territory for a woman author in the 1800s.'

'Jumbo waits for the tusk fairy'

"Once again, I simply don't recall."

Markets and Marketabilityby Jane Austen

The sad case of the blind-men and the elephant.

'One advantage of living through the plagues and wars of the 14th century was that you didn't have to study Chaucer.'

Cat with Crown.

Ben Jonson.

'Sorry, but I do not recall that incident either.'

"Frankenstein? Isn't the story of a being made from the parts of others a little far-fetched?" "I find it very believable."

T. S. Eliot

Alexander Pope

'Heathcliff! Oh, Heathcliff!'

'I don't want to talk about it.'

Charles Dickens

'To the horror of bystanders. The 'Amazing Jimmy' miscalculates as he attempts to juggle a pin, bowling ball, and an elephant.'

Roger gets banned from the waterhole for a month

Kelly was the first to do Shakespeare in the park.

Boy blows an elephant bubble.

Busking Elephant

Jumbo in Henrik Ibsen's The Wild Duck

"It wasn't as good as his first book, 'Eating Worms.'"

I'm sorry I had no idea you tumbled off!