Literary Debater Pillows

'This is because you disagree with my theory on existentialism?'

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

Dialogue

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

"That's five votes for In The Midst of Winter....three votes for The Hollow Ground....and, again, one vote for Moby-Dick."

"Now that's a win."

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

Netanyahu versus Gantz

"It's a great story, funny and entertaining - and better still it's not won a single prize for literature."

"On the contrary, Bosworth, it's YOU who has lost all perspective."

The Church of DanaeDanaeism: 'And let such sacrilege go uncontested? Never! I demand equal time for alternate explanations of things.'

"Yes, could you discuss the inspiration for the protagonist? Specifically, the motivations which propel the direction of his narrative?" "I would prefer not to." "Bartleby, the author."

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

'I'm now going to open the floor to questions.'

"If I vote my conscience, it's Sanders. If I vote my pocketbook, it's Trump. If I vote my emotions, it's Hillary. If I vote my anger, it's Cruz..."

Crooked Hillary... Pig... Sad!... Not a Ten!...

Like Minded

And now, for a rebuttal.

Global warming debate.

The last word.

"If they shorten political campaigns, what will we do for entertainment?"

Approved Debate Questions

"If we can put a man on the moon, why can't we admit that the moon landing was a big conspiracy?"

Miss Jellyby

'My opponent hates cats.'