'My Death Story....chapter one...'
Literary Dark Lord Mugs
Delight a literary dark lord fan with a mug that combines dark humor and gothic charm. Perfect for cozy nights immersed in their favorite dark tales or for adding a mysterious touch to their morning coffee.
Edgar Allen Poe
'You're going to have your future cut out for you, reading bedtime stories.'
"If we're musketeers, why can't we just shoot people? with muskets?"
'The problem is you're a perfectionist. You don't always have to be totally evil. Sometimes it's OK to just be annoying.'
Stephen King
Rudolph wasn't the only one who used to like to play Reindeer Games.
Misery lit...
"Come on - let me guess again."
"It's got four gigs of RAM and wi-fi."
One of the three kings give Frankenstein's Monster a shoulder ride
"'Moors? I thought you said 'Ye Old Pour Me More Tavern'... Is that a new dress? Wait, why are there two of you? Okay, let's dance... Where's Dracula?'"
Poet-in-residence: 'Mr. Poe is out. He'll get back to you 'nevermore'.'
"So was the old lady who lived in a shoe taken to court for whipping her kids."
Job Trotter encounters Sam in Mr. Muzzle's kitchen
'Heath. . . Cliff!!!'
'No wonder it's so warm! Someone's been messing with the thermostat again!'
'The End is Near'
Warlock reads book entitled; 'The Joy of Sects'.
Why Creatures Of The Night Don't Wear Corduroy
The Monster (Legend of Croquemitaine).
Skull Icons
"Do you Death, take this woman until life do you part?"
"I'd sell my soul for one of those."
"No! No! I swear I didn't say nothing!"
The Tackle.
If that slips off and I break a leg, you'll be hearing from my lawyer.
Anger management, group therapy
It was the call of the wild. Or death. It was getting hard to tell them apart.
'But I learned a valuable lesson: Before you put out a contract on anyone, be sure to read the fine print.'
"That's NOT how we contact the Prince of Darkness..!!"
Moral: Let sleeping bags lie
Acid and solvents R Us
Hades' Spawn Shop.
"I'm busy right now. Can we discuss your commission tomorrow?"
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