Darkness Dwellers Mugs

Why Creatures Of The Night Don't Wear Corduroy

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

I don't think I'm letting sunlight in when I open the curtains. I think the darkness is going out.

Stephen King

'Melvin, you're trying my patience.'

'Anyway. Long story short. It turns out that I am not, in fact, Spiderman.'

'What do you mean you're afraid of the dark? You're a nightcrawler.'

"I'm the black sheep of the family because I'm afraid of the dark."

"Mom, what's the password to access dad?"

The End of the Worker Bees

"Can you play with him for a while? His battery died."

Please use other dimension.

'Step one inexploring a newly discovered cave- wade thru the bat guano.'

A vampire with a darkness flashlight

'Today our special guest is Pamela, who will be telling us what it's like to have an extreme fear of being in the dark. To protect her identity we've placed her in a darkened studio.'

"I'm doing my part to conserve electricity."

"She doesn't seem to want to tell us why the price is so low."

'You've cut me off. So how can I find my cheque book in the dark?'

'Damn. The dark is leaking out of the dark room again.'

"Good afternoon, Mr. Jenson. I look forward to helping you overcome your fear of the dark..."

Earth Hour is like a short dayight saving only it's in the dark.

"Gretel, I don't like living in this culture of fear."

'We went to this marvellous place in Scotland, where, at night, there's absolutely no light pollution. Honestly, you've never seen such darkness - we got mugged.'

'I was never convicted! Doesn't that count for something!?'

Pocket protectors...

Daylight Tombstone

Huddling Lampposts

Knight Light

'I don't mind the night shift except for one thing, I am afraid of the dark!'

'I told you so.'

I Survived End of The World After Party

"It's just like Zoom except no one else is looking at me."

Rural Life - Man who has to walk home through the woods at night after staying late at a neighbour's

Power outages