Dark Tales Enthusiast Mugs

Misery lit...

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

Don Quixote

Falstaff

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice Climbs Through The Mirror.

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

"So it was a performance enhancing drug."

"The meal was delicious. My compliments to the Haematologist"

'And then, in a hideous metallic voice it growled...'

William Wallace.

"I know I'm evil, but will I ever be diabolical?"

Scary Marshmallow Campfire Stories.

"The adventures of Robin Hood are becoming a lot less adventurous."

Sir Rupert Murgatroyd

Polly Rescues the Charitable Grinder

Robin Hood.

Poet-in-residence: 'Mr. Poe is out. He'll get back to you 'nevermore'.'

Staff picks

"Isn't it amazing! My horoscope said I was going to meet a tall dark stranger..."

Sacrifices at 4:00PM and 6:00PM

The Windmill Gets Attacked (Don Quixote).

'For the last time, I don't need a sunroof! Think about it dude!'

"It's a selfie!"

'I walked 5 miles to school and on top of that, there were no vasectomies. In my day you got neutered!'

"Alice finds that the looking glass is made of lexan, and she can't get through it."

"Oh, you big silly. Did you forget to put the clock back?"

Edgar Allan Poe

"Ok, ok, my mistake—twice upon a time..."

'I still don't believe any of that bunk your friend was giving us about hypnosis.'

Horror Stories by the Base campfire.