Horror Tales Aficionado Mugs

Edgar Allan Poe

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

'... And this is my cellar.'

Out To Lurch

Night of the Zombonies.

Dead Funny

Chiller Theatre

Frankenstein working at a hot dog stand.

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

'Did you watch the horror movie?'

"I'm the bad guy..."

"I'll be a little late. I'm working a double shift."

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

Solar Frankenstein

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

The Philip Marlow family

Horror Stories.

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

"800 years old?!! - Gosh... you must be feeling very 'long-in-the tooth."

I crawled out of a toilet and ate a guy. Say my name 3 times in a mirror. I dare you. No one suspects I'm Slenderman. She took me home. Then she woke up in a tub of ice missing a kidney. Urban Legends-in-Their-Own-Minds.

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

"This makes Pamplona seem like child's play."

The Scarecrow Gets A Brain From Igor

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

"Harry?... Is that you?"

"Alone bad. Boyfriend good!"

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

Marley had a little lamb

Orientation: Welcome to Hell

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

"It's the great pumpkin's psychotic uncle Mitch, Charlie Brown."