Literary Cowpoke Mugs

Cow Writers Block.

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

Sick Rancher Humor

"In every situation, an executive has to decide whether to lead by consensus, charisma or cattle prod. Trust me... it's not always this easy!"

'Someday, son, when I've gone to that big roundup in the sky all this will be yours.'

"Pecos Bildungsroman"

A Grazing Shark

"I think you need to enroll yourself in a good two-step program."

'Hey, buddy, this is a cattle subdivision.'

'No, I own the cattle. He's the vet!'

'Soon as the roundup is over and we head for a saloon we'll need a volunteer to be the designated drover.'

"Hitch up your horse, Tex. It's time for lunch."

"It's broken I'm afraid." "Will I be able to work?" "Depends. What do you do?" "Oh, I'm just a cowpoke for Circle 'Y' Ranch."

A cowboy on a computer receiving his 'gee gee mail'

Western Philosophy

'God darn it Tex! I kept telling you if you keep on punching cows one day one is going to punch you back.'

'I must be going. Shawn is getting restless.'

'Hello Shitty.'

Cow Boy

"Ok stranger - you draw first...."

1876: The Wild West

"The buck stops here. You called?"

'How'd you like to become my sidekick?'

OK Corral.

"Sorry, but they call themselves cowboys: so they must love us more than they love their horses..."

Chicken chaps

"And I don't want you tellin' those cowpokes back at the bar-zo 'bout this pillow!"