Comedian Cowpoke Mugs

New Guy.

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

Sick Rancher Humor

"In every situation, an executive has to decide whether to lead by consensus, charisma or cattle prod. Trust me... it's not always this easy!"

'Someday, son, when I've gone to that big roundup in the sky all this will be yours.'

"Pecos Bildungsroman"

A Grazing Shark

"I think you need to enroll yourself in a good two-step program."

'Loose Nuke Round Up!'

'No, I own the cattle. He's the vet!'

'Hey, buddy, this is a cattle subdivision.'

"Hitch up your horse, Tex. It's time for lunch."

'Soon as the roundup is over and we head for a saloon we'll need a volunteer to be the designated drover.'

"It's broken I'm afraid." "Will I be able to work?" "Depends. What do you do?" "Oh, I'm just a cowpoke for Circle 'Y' Ranch."

A cowboy on a computer receiving his 'gee gee mail'

'God darn it Tex! I kept telling you if you keep on punching cows one day one is going to punch you back.'

'I must be going. Shawn is getting restless.'

"Ok stranger - you draw first...."

Cow Boy

'Hello Shitty.'

1876: The Wild West

"The buck stops here. You called?"

'How'd you like to become my sidekick?'

OK Corral.

Chicken chaps

"Sorry, but they call themselves cowboys: so they must love us more than they love their horses..."

Cow Writers Block.

"And I don't want you tellin' those cowpokes back at the bar-zo 'bout this pillow!"