Cowpoke At Heart Mugs

'Hey, buddy, this is a cattle subdivision.'

New Guy.

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

Sick Rancher Humor

"In every situation, an executive has to decide whether to lead by consensus, charisma or cattle prod. Trust me... it's not always this easy!"

'Someday, son, when I've gone to that big roundup in the sky all this will be yours.'

"Pecos Bildungsroman"

A Grazing Shark

'Loose Nuke Round Up!'

'No, I own the cattle. He's the vet!'

"Hitch up your horse, Tex. It's time for lunch."

"It's broken I'm afraid." "Will I be able to work?" "Depends. What do you do?" "Oh, I'm just a cowpoke for Circle 'Y' Ranch."

'Soon as the roundup is over and we head for a saloon we'll need a volunteer to be the designated drover.'

A cowboy on a computer receiving his 'gee gee mail'

'I must be going. Shawn is getting restless.'

'God darn it Tex! I kept telling you if you keep on punching cows one day one is going to punch you back.'

"Ok stranger - you draw first...."

Cow Boy

A horse of a different color, and matching scarf.

'Hello Shitty.'

1876: The Wild West

'How'd you like to become my sidekick?'

"The buck stops here. You called?"

"Sorry, but they call themselves cowboys: so they must love us more than they love their horses..."

Chicken chaps

Cow Writers Block.

"And I don't want you tellin' those cowpokes back at the bar-zo 'bout this pillow!"