Literal Dog Lover Pillows

"Good boy, what a good boy. You're hired."

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

City Zoo: Day Care

Playing Fetch.

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

Copycats

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

Police Feline Unit

A Good Batch.

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

"Pick me!"

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

If you bathe a skunk in tomato juice, it will smell like a dog. A bird in the hand is better than two in your shorts. Never wear aqua after Thanksgiving. Unconventional wisdom.

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

'Hmph. College kids.'

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

"Why do they do that?"

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

"Cat box"

'Of course I'll still love you when you're old and skinny!'

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!'

"My emotional support dog ate my comfort food."

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

'Ahhh...'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"