Listening To Broadcasts Pillows

"Ah, summertime! Robert Potts is sitting in for Jim Jensen, who is sitting in for Harry Reasoner, who is sitting in for Walter Cronkite, who is on vacation."

Audio Books

"Sure - After the aggressive guys wear it all out!"

'Now for today's numbers...'Bad Dogs' outnumbered 'Good Dogs' by two-to-one...'

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

Mozart's very good, but can't beat Rossini for sandbox activities.

As you can see, media coverage at this event is very heavy...

"... And in Canada today ... nothing happened."

Easy & Hard Listening Rock Radio.

Ian Hislop

Clive Anderson

The Quack Quack Diaries: The Decline And Fall Of Wolfman Quack

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

'Great sermon, Reverend! Too bad my husband couldn't stay awake to hear it.'

"I've been invited to two different thanksgivings...One with family, one with friends, which one do I go to?"

Not-so-easy listening...

'There you go again - trying to solve my problems. I am not asking you to do that. I just want you to listen to me.'

"Go ahead. Tell me your troubles. I promise to say 'Awww' in all the right places."

Psychiatrist with bartending diploma

"Virginia Woolf meets 'Car Talk.'"

"I feel like my emotional baggage is permanently stuck on the luggage carousel."

"Coming up... more of the same mindless pop songs with repetitive lyrics and nauseating melodies!"

"The show's a big hit, but a little too risque. It's not worth the aggravation we're getting from the watchdog groups."

"Wake up! Brother Billy's finished praying."

'A listener from Ridgeway asks, 'When visiting a friend, is it improper to drink out of the toilet unless asked first?' Good question...'

You wouldn't believe the screams of joy I hear when I announce a school closing...and that's just the teachers!

"Mmm... now WHERE did i leave my radio..?"

'Golden Oldies are now songs I hated when my kids were teens.'

"If you think I talk too much, you should come right out say so! That way we can talk about it."

"I'll knock 10% off this session as I wasn't really listening."

'I composed the ad jingle in my dreams: 'Hey, this flying monkey's the one for you ...'.'

Welcome to "The Ask Sadie Show," pre-Halloween edition. First caller is Zombie Eaton, from Schenectady. What's your problem?! Munch

Science Applied to Art

Feelings towards radios #2 Picket signs with pictures of radios on them