Listening To Programs Pillows

I love the Archers

Audio Books

"Sure - After the aggressive guys wear it all out!"

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

Mozart's very good, but can't beat Rossini for sandbox activities.

Easy & Hard Listening Rock Radio.

'Great sermon, Reverend! Too bad my husband couldn't stay awake to hear it.'

Which Hogwarts house are you?

Is it a book? A film? A TV show? How do you mime a podcast?

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

Not-so-easy listening...

"I've been invited to two different thanksgivings...One with family, one with friends, which one do I go to?"

Clive Anderson

'There you go again - trying to solve my problems. I am not asking you to do that. I just want you to listen to me.'

"Go ahead. Tell me your troubles. I promise to say 'Awww' in all the right places."

"Bah! in my day bands knew how to play their computers properly. Like Kraftwerk"

"I love the popping sounds on old vinyl LPs..."

Psychiatrist with bartending diploma

At the Goldilocks Music Store albums are labeled: 'Too Many Notes,' 'Too Few Notes,' 'Too loud,' 'Too Soft,' and 'Just Right.'

"I feel like my emotional baggage is permanently stuck on the luggage carousel."

"Wake up! Brother Billy's finished praying."

"Oooh...yes! I frickin' love this song too!"

"Coming up... more of the same mindless pop songs with repetitive lyrics and nauseating melodies!"

"Virginia Woolf meets 'Car Talk.'"

'A listener from Ridgeway asks, 'When visiting a friend, is it improper to drink out of the toilet unless asked first?' Good question...'

"Mmm... now WHERE did i leave my radio..?"

You wouldn't believe the screams of joy I hear when I announce a school closing...and that's just the teachers!

'Golden Oldies are now songs I hated when my kids were teens.'

'I composed the ad jingle in my dreams: 'Hey, this flying monkey's the one for you ...'.'

Science Applied to Art

"Ah, summertime! Robert Potts is sitting in for Jim Jensen, who is sitting in for Harry Reasoner, who is sitting in for Walter Cronkite, who is on vacation."

"I'll knock 10% off this session as I wasn't really listening."

Birdwatchers making each other playlists